Lindsay Lohan is Still in Hawaii, Still Not Tan

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Not like you wanted them, but here’s more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. I would say something about how Adderall and cigarettes must not contain vitamins because her body looks fuckin gross, but I’m really more concerned how somebody could spend a week in a bikini in a tropical paradise and still look like something you’d find in a med school lab. I swear, the only way this pasty bitch could get a tan is if she stood on the surface of the sun or got in a fight with a fire-breathing dragon.