Normally, chicks with tattoos who show their boobs are pretty cool, but if Jodie Marsh could put on a shirt, that would great. I assume it would have to be a shirt made from some kind of undiscovered alien fabric, and that would make sense, because this skank looks like something Captain Kirk would fuck. She’s like an outer space raccoon hooker. I swear, this bitch couldn’t look any more fake if somebody dropped their beer and she caught it by saying, “Go, go gadget arms!”
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