Give It Up, Fatty

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I don’t know what kind of funhouse mirror Kim Kardashian has at her house to make her think she’s not a fat ass, but somebody really needs to sit her down and point out that from the waist down she looks like a centaur. That way, she won’t be offended when UsWeekly mentions her in an article about Forever 21’s new plus-sized line. You know, like she is now.

I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it. I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

I’m sorry, but bitch please. A size 2? Your ass looks like part of a seal that was cut out of a shark. The only way you’d be a size 2 is if the Berenstain Bears started making clothes.