Kim Kardashian is Optimistic

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On her blog today, Kim Kardashian says that she hopes to have a six-pack by the summer. No, not donuts. The other kind. She says:

“I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it’s paying off!” she blogs. “My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way, of course.”

Us Magazine adds:

The 5-foot-2, 118-pound Kardashian, 28, recently opened up to Us Weekly about how she whittled her size-6 physique down to a size 2. Her routine involves “an upbeat warm-up, then upper-body cardio using 5-pound weights, a lower-body workout with squats and lunges,” she told Us. She finishes it off “with an abs series and stretching.”

Really? 5’2″, 118 pounds? Did she get cursed by a gypsy recently that I don’t know about? Because, if not, I’m going to go ahead and say the last time she weighed 118 pounds is when she was in space. She deserves a hand for working out, but let’s not pretend her jeans don’t look like a snake that just swallowed a calf. The only way she can be 118 pounds by the summer is if she becomes an amputee.