Lady GaGa is Thoughtful

I don’t know what combination of hallucinogen and vodka they would need to put in my IV to make me think Lady Gaga is remotely nice to look at, so I really want to thank her for covering up her nipples last night at Bungalow 8. Christ, she’s hideous. The only way I’d go inside that is if The Jigsaw Killer told me that’s where the key was.