Bald Diaz Delivers The Links

Whhhat? Oh, it’s for a movie? A movie about cancer. That’s a downer. [BadandUgly]

Michelle Rodriguez says she’s “born again” which must mean she woke up half-submerged in some lesbian’s vagina again. [FatBackMedia]

The best Sweet Child O’ Mine that I’ve heard in awhile was actually played in a subway station. [CityRag]

Patrick Swayze looks like he could die any day now. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Joss Whedon and Eliza Dushku at Paley Fest just reminded me how much it must suck to be Joss Whedon and not be able to sleep with Eliza Dushku. You know he wants to. Look at him. Look at HER. [ImNotObsessed]

Rupert Everett got MAJOR plastic sugery. Like the kind where I didn’t think that was Rupert Everett. [ICYDK]

Is Britney dating one of her dancers? If that dancer has a subconscious death wish, I’d believe it. [LaineyGossip]