Lindsay Lohan is Funny

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has posted her make believe video eHarmony profile on Funny Or Die, and I have to admit, it really opened my eyes. It’s taught me that honesty and being comfortable with one’s self is the only path to finding one’s soulmate. I realize tying a square knot with my penis is itself an impressive video, but now I understand that ladies want to see the real me. So as soon as I post my pictures from the Model Train Conductor’s convention, watch out! True love here I come!