Everybody Hates Lindsay

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In an interview with The New York Times this week, Stevie Nicks was asked how she felt about Lindsay Lohan’s plan to buy the rights to her life story and play the legendary singer in a movie. As expected, she answered with unbridled enthusiasm and her full-fledged support. Or, you know, whatever means the opposite of that. She says:

“Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”

Wow. Lindsay Lohan couldn’t buy the rights to play this bowl of oatmeal on my desk right now, but she actually sat and thought that she would star in a movie about one of the greatest female singers of the last fifty years. I don’t know what it’s going to take for this chick to quantum leap back into reality, but the only thing she’s ever gonna star in is an instructional video on airtighting.