Kelly Brook is Confusing

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We can go ahead and assume that the guy who did this shoot was wearing a paisley pink ascot and being pushed around in a wheelchair by an Asian man in hot pants carrying a parasol, so it’s really a good thing that it’s physically impossible to make Kelly Brook look bad. Seriously, what the hell is this? Based on the what I’ve learned by watching the History channel, Native American chicks should be giving birth squatting by a tree or being raped by white dudes, not wearing the dress in pic #3. Basically what I’m saying is I have no idea what any of these costumes mean. Like, is this some kind of theme? Because I’m having a hard time shaking the feeling that the outtakes are gonna include Kelly Brook wearing barrel suspenders or dressed up like a Power Ranger.

P.S. I am Native American, but thanks for getting offended for me. I bet your one college professor with the ponytail will be proud.