I’ve tried, but I really don’t get Anna Faris. Sometimes she looks super cute and sometimes she looks like she has Downs. So, I guess I should thank her for wearing this dress to the LA premiere of Observe and Report last night. That way my penis doesn’t have to concentrate on her face. To be honest, it kinda spoils the mood when he has to worry if she needs to be wearing a special helmet or biting down on a stick.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
