Lindsay Lohan is Single, Homeless, and Restrained

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Just days after Samantha Ronson banned Lindsay from a party and kicked Lindsay out of her house, Samantha Ronson and her family are now considering seeking a restraining order against the actress. US Magazine reports:

Samantha Ronson’s mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a retraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan banned from a Ronson family event, exclusively reports. “They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,” Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told Us on Monday. The officer would not confirm the inquiry was about Lindsay but the drama between the tempestuous lovers crested this weekend after news spread that Samantha broke up with Lindsay.

However, according to Lindsay, the two are just “taking a break”. Aww, you see? That’s all it is. E! News says:

…Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

In the span of four days, Lindsay Lohan has been dumped, kicked out on her ass, and discussed in a consultation with an attorney. Yet in her co-dependent, delusional mind, she and Samantha are just “taking a break”. Wow. I wonder what it’s going to take for this crazy bitch to get the hint. I suggest tigers or a flamethrower. Or tigers with flamethrowers. I don’t know the R&D money involved with that, but I’m not going to lie, when you see it airbrushed on the side of my van, it just makes sense.

Fun fact: This pictures of Lindsay posing for the paparazzi were taken while the police were on the scene to break up a fight between her and Samantha: