Jessica Biel is Getting Naked

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Jessica Biel’s long awaited topless scenes in her new movie Powder Blue have been confirmed, so here is some behind the scenes video of her learning to be a stripper. Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but what kind of fuckin strip club is in this movie? Jessica Biel doesn’t even have a C-section scar. This shit looks like Cirque De Soleil. This doesn’t look like any strip cub I’ve ever been to. Instead of acrobatic moves and a fabric hammock, the Ukrainian stripper who jacked me off in a private room last week only had cold sores and bored indifference.