Pamela Anderson Dresses Appropriately

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I’m not looking for a CD adapter for my Suzuki Sidekick or trying to buy tickets to a Jodeci concert, so I think it’s safe to say we’re in a time where Pamela Anderson shouldn’t be on the beach wearing this. Yet here she is. Wearing it. It’s amazing how this chick has been able to pull off a bikini for this long. It’s like some sort of mystery of logic. Not unlike the time my penis didn’t win “Best in Show” last year. In fact, I wrote a sternly worded letter to the panel of judges, because honestly, have you seen it?