Well, Good Morning Kelly Brook

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Longtime IDLYITW favorite, Kelly Brook, was in Barbados this weekend and, uh, damn. Megan Fox, seriously? Why didn’t anybody stop me? Kelly Brook has returned like some conquering hero, slaughtering all enemies at the gates of my pants. I’m not even joking when I say I’d hump this chick so fast I’d look like a tuning fork. You hear that? It’s a middle C!