Christina Aguilera Didn’t Think This Through

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Christina Aguilera performed at the birthday party of the fat gay dude whose site is secretly written by ghost writers, and on the way in (banner pic), she looked kinda hot. While walking on stage (below), she looked like a gay club emcee. I’m not saying all gay club emcees dress like this, I’m just saying, at first glance, she looks like she’s about to sing a duet with a guy wearing satin shorts and a cop hat and holding a microphone that looks like a dildo. And I might be mistaken, but a midget in a feather boa and devil horns rides out on a tricycle at some point handing out sparklers.