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It’s a weekday, so if my calendar is correct, it’s Megan Fox day here on IDLYITW. I swear I’m not doing this on purpose, but when one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood wears shorts like this, I’m sorta contractually obligated to post about it. Unlike my “LOOKING FOR ADULT BREASTFEEDING WITH A MATURE NURTURING WOMAN- NO DRAMA -m4w ” ad I put on Craigslist today. That was from my heart. Will my lover’s heart find it?

(Is it me or do all those Amanda Bynes posts feel like a waste of time now?)