Jennifer Aniston is a Delight

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You might want to sit down for this because you’re not gonna believe it, but another “Jennifer Aniston is a needy self-centered bitch” story is out today. So, you want to know why Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer? Think of the most selfish, psychotic reason. I’ll wait….Nope, not even close. Daily Mail reports:

During the actress’s trip to Europe earlier this month to promote her new film Marley & Me, she was apparently infuriated when the musician claimed he was too busy to return her calls, but found time to update his Twitter page. The couple split last week after a rocky 11-month romance, with John writing on his Twitter page just days later ‘this heart didn’t come with instructions’. A friend of the 40-year-old actress said she was unimpressed he found time to write random ramblings on the site, but not to contact her. A pal claimed in America’s Star magazine: ‘John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her e-mails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say, “I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.” ‘Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates. ‘Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like, “He has time for all this Twittering but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?”‘

Please keep in mind that celebrities are on Twitter for their fans. And well, that’s pretty much all you need to know. Jennifer Aniston was in another country but just because John Mayer couldn’t talk to her every five minutes because he was interacting with the people who made him famous, she had a complete breakdown. Awesome. Whenever she get’s a new boyfriend, maybe she can go on a hunger strike or set herself on fire to protest him signing an autograph or visiting a Make-A-Wish kid. In Aniston’s defense, dying kids get lots of attention anyway, what more do they want?!