I was under the impression that Katharine McPhee was dead, so imagine my surprise when I found out she was in Hawaii filming a movie nobody is gonna seeYou May Not Kiss The Bride. Good thing for me, because she has brown hair and big tits and that’s sorta my thing. She used to be fat and she married a 43 year old dude when she was 22, so this should pretty easy. All that’s standing between me and unlimited anal is a few compliments and a trip to a petting zoo. And maybe an ice cream cone. Good, because that’s sounds pretty cheap. I mean, really, have you seen the price of ether these days? What do these people think, that I’m made of money?!