Kim Kardashian is For a Good Cause

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Kim Kardashian was at the 2nd Annual Art For Life Gala in Miami last night, and I have no idea what that is, but I used to live in Coral Gables, so I thought that was enough of a coincidence to post pictures of her giant rack. Or maybe not. Don’t get me wrong, this chick is a useless attention whore, but you can’t say her body doesn’t look like it was built in some sort of erection testing lab. You only see bodies like this on comic book warrior princesses who nurse stranded American space fighter pilots back to health then use his seed to repopulate their dying planet. Basically what I’m saying is that I’d ride this bitch like Falkor. The end.