Jennifer Aniston is Single Pt. 4,265

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I swear, Jennifer Aniston must be the most annoying, grating chick on earth or her vagina has teeth, because guessed who just got dumped again? Surprise! E! reports:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits. That’s the rumor I’m hearing. A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week. “He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said. Aniston’s rep did not immediately comment. Mayer’s rep declined to comment on the singer’s personal life.

I realize the media likes to paint Jennifer Aniston and all the other bitchy hags in Hollywood as “unlucky in love”, but there comes a point where you have to take a step back and ask yourself what the common denominator is in all these relationships? Why would guys rather throw themselves in a lion pit than be on a date with Teri Hatcher for thirty minutes? Why does Cameron Diaz have a better chance of being exposed to gamma rays than being engaged? What’s up with Jennifer Aniston’s chin? Christ it’s freakishly huge. Like my penis. What up, ladies?!