Miranda Kerr Isn’t Gay
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It goes without saying that Miranda Kerr is a piece of ass, but do all gay fashion guys have to look like Christian Siriano? I hate to sound like a prick here, but the only way he could be any gayer if he had fairy wings and a sparkly magic wand. Look, I’m trying to support gay marriage here. But when I see you in a parade wearing a pink tube top and twirling a baton, you can see how that would make me feel a little uncomfortable about my decision.