Megan Fox is Doing Something

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Continuing my moral obligation to post every Megan Fox picture ever taken, here’s her hot little ass leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday. I know someone is probably going to say something about her dumb ink, but I think it might be time to let that go there, sweetie. It’s a ridiculous tattoo on Megan Fox. That’s like having a scratch on an Aston Martin. If somebody gave you the keys you’d still drive the hell out of it. I want to pin her ankles to the headboard, not start a dialogue about tattoo aesthetics. Megan Fox could have a pentagram carved in her chest and I’d still have to use those condoms that numb your penis.