Miley Cyrus is Different

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Trust me when I say it’s not my intention or desire to give 16 year olds eating disorders, but weren’t these pictures just taken last week? I mean, what happened? Am I the only one who thinks that when she teleported herself she should have made sure Kelly Clarkson wasn’t in the pod with her? Doesn’t she know that the calibrations on the computer won’t recognize two single organisms?! Oh God, be afraid…be very afraid.

Before you yell at me, realize these pictures were taken at a book signing for her…wait for it…autobiography: