Britney Spears’ tour roared through Atlanta last night, and as you can see, it’s obvious why the critics are calling this the sexiest tour ever. Unfortunately I’m not a flaming queen so I was unable to attend, but I was told some highlights included Britney wheezing getting out of a chair and Britney wrapping her corndog up in a slice of pizza. Mmmm, tasty! It’s like two meals in one!
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