Chris Brown Just Got Charged With Two Felonies

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I hope he had fun in Miami. TMZ reports:

The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony. The charging documents name “Robyn F.” as the alleged victim. Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA. A spokesperson for the D.A. tells TMZ he could face a maximum of four years and eight months in prison.

This is L.A., so let’s not get too excited. There’s a good chance he could get sentenced to four years in prison, but there’s a better chance he could get sentenced to forty pushes on a swingset. Wee!!!

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Chris Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos, was granted a continuance until April 6th. Speculation is that Brown wants to avoid a trial, because a trial would mean that the picture taken of Rihanna one day after the incident would be made available to a jury. Apparently it’s so bad, he’d rather show them a picture of a lion attacking a daycare.

UPDATE 2: Us Magazine posted the entire police statement.