Chris Brown is a Lunatic

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TMZ is reporting that Rihanna, who may refuse to cooperate with prosecutors, told law enforcement officials the night of the attack that Chris Brown has been increasingly violent for a while and beat her on the regular. TMZ says:

Multiple law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the night of the attack Rihanna told cops she was the victim of escalating violence — and the perp was Brown. The interview is potent evidence if the L.A. County D.A. charges Brown with felony domestic battery, and that could happen as early as today.

According to a source, The National Enquirer shows just how screwed up in the head Rihanna really is:

Rihanna was applying makeup to her right eye, which I noticed looked puffy and discolored. Her friend said, “You’re eye looks f*****d up! He’s an a*****e! Why do you put up with him and let him hit you?” Rihanna told her, “It’s not his fault. When he hurts me, he’s a beast, but then he turns into my angel…He’ll hit me and then feel bad afterwards, but then he turns into the sweetest man and becomes my angel. He’ll cry like a little baby when he makes it up to me, and that’s the part I love.”

TMZ has also posted a summary of LAPD detective’s notes about the incident. Hold on to your fucking hat.

According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt.Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.” Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.” According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

Wow. I don’t even know what to say at this point. I think the best thing for all parties involved is for me to kick Chris Brown in the knee cap then when he drops to the ground, pull his head back and slam the butt of my .40 into his throat. I don’t know if that will change his view of women, but there’s a strong possibility he’ll fucking never want to touch another one. Or I could give him a puppy. Everybody loves puppies!

I’d hit it. (haha, get it?!):