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I really need to consult the oracle to find out why Cameron Diaz is famous. She can’t act, she’s a well-documented delusional bitch (ex. 1 of 4,200), and she looks like something that just punched out of a grave. Christ, if I saw this walking out of a building I wouldn’t know whether to stab it in the brain or take it to my lab and study it. Why did you come here?! What do you want with us??!!!