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Angelina Jolie looks happy and…blonde?… on the Washington D.C. set of Salt [BadandUgly]

Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston insists she’s over Brad, the big fat liar. [ImNotObsessed]

Did you ever want to see some guy stick his tongue in Paris Hilton‘s mouth? If not, I wouldn’t click this disgusting link. [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan is selling her NYC apartment. If I can, I’ll try to get some leftover DNA to make my brainless sex-clone. [FatBackMedia]

Michael Jackson is going on tour again, ’cause he’s broke. Why am I not excited? [Gawker]

Julie Ferrier let a nipple fly during the Cesar Awards. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

Did Heidi Kulm have some sort of photoshoot with her own panties? And topless fans? WTF? [SocialiteLife]

Rachel Bilson is skinny, Hayden Christensen is skinny. I bet when they screw it looks like you’re just slamming to toothpicks together. [LaineyGossip]

Gary Dourdan from CSI got busted for drugs about a year ago. Now he’s getting lap dances. See, meth does improve your life! Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]