Lindsay Lohan as Madonna, Alicia Keys as Michelle Obama, it’s a sneak peak at Glamour’s Icons series filled with non-icons. [BadAndUgly]
Lily Allen eats ribs in bed, which might be the only thing Lily Allen does that I approve of. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]
Tina Fey is Bon Jovi‘s private dancer. A dancer for money. [VideoGum]
Miley Cyrus is shocked that Radiohead would snub her. [LaineyGossip]
Someone needs to just kill Brian Austin Green if he and Megan Fox are really going to get back together. [ICYDK]
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might be gettin’ hitched, because before your second kid is born is the best time for that. It’s not like Nicole is going to get another guy with mom tits. [ImNotObsessed]
If I were Pete Wentz, I’d totally do my wife in the butt. I want to do Ashlee Simpson in the butt without being Pete Wentz. [IDon’tWantYourLife]
There are 1,000 things – including the above links – I care about more than J.Lo suing stroller companies. [FatBackMedia]
