Lindsay Lohan is Almost Jewish

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Mel Gibson is so not gonna like this. The Mirror says:

LiLo visited a London synagogue with her DJ girlfriend on Friday. And then she returned to the same place of worship in South Kensington for more yesterday – as Samantha’s official date for the bar mitzvah of her half-brother Joshua Ronson. And Lindsay showed she’s really becoming part of the family by joining in with the post-bar mitzvah lunch in London’s Mandarin Oriental hotel. Lindsay has even made her decision “official” – by updating her Facebook profile to say “I’m converting”. That’s commitment. LiLo and Sam walked into the synagogue arm-in-arm for their first visit on Friday. When an onlooker asked the Hollywood starlet if she was converting, Lindsay revealed: “I’m trying.” The recovering alcoholic, who was brought up Catholic, now faces lessons in the Jewish faith before an official conversion can take place. But it helps that she’s staying at singer Bryan Adams’ house while she’s in London putting the finishing touches to her new album. As well as being close to one of Lindsay’s regular London nightclub hangouts, Boujis, Bry’s place is just a stone’s throw from the synagogue.

Yeah, it’s always good to pick a religion because it’s close to the bar you like. But what other criteria was Lindsay gonna have? It’s not like the cathedral or the mosque down the street were putting flyers on her door for a free dildo giveaway.

Lindsay at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in London:

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