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After dating for almost three years, New England Patriots quarterback(?) Tom Brady and model Gisele Bundchen were married yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Magazine reports:

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars….The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.

Bridget Moynahan was pregnant when Tom Brady started dating Gisele, so I bet this wasn’t awkward. Not at all. When asked for comment, Bridget said, “So let me get this straight. I plug the hose directly into the tailpipe, right?”