Eh, I Don’t Get It

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Not to spoil anything for you, but Slumdog Millionaire won Best Picture Sunday night, so if I’m going to get on that Google search train, I better start posting some pictures of the chick who was in it. The media has been falling all over themselves for Freida Pinto lately. I don’t mean to be an asshole here, but if you’re gonna put someone’s pedestal up that high, shouldn’t you make sure they’ve shaved their forehead first? I mean, I can’t be the only one thinking this. She looks like a pre-op werewolf. What’s gonna happen when she finally turns and I have to keep posting about her? Does my insurance offer protection against rage of the of the werewolf? Oh God, beware! Freida Pinto! Half woman, half beast!

Freida Pinto at the Oscars with the dude from Slumdog. I didn’t bother looking up his name, but if I had to guess it has a bunch of vowels or a hyphen. Or a bunch of vowels and a hyphen. The possibilities are endless!