Lindsay Lohan Makes Viriginal White All About Boobs

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Lohan was attending some sort of pre-Oscar party for reasons I can’t figure out. I’ve checked multiple times and she’s not nominated. Not even in the lesser technical categories that no one cares about.

Here she is trying to hide her once-again anorexic frame in a flowing dress of virginal white, complete with low-cut top and creepy James Gandolfini look-alike who is probably weighing the odds that he can rub one out on her face.

These days, Creepy James’ odds are better than Lindsay’s odds of getting into the Academy Awards. And when I say “these days” I mean always.