Here’s The Picture
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TMZ, of course, has scored the first picture of Rihanna after her boyfriend, Chris Brown, beat her up 11 days ago. It’s not as bad as some online reports have suggested, but it’s still very, very bad. Now that we’ve seen the picture, the only question now is should Chris Brown be attacked by cyborg werewolves or just get stoned to death? While you’re deciding, please keep in mind that in this economy, the cyborg werewolf dollar might not go as far we need it to in this case.
UPDATE: Via TMZ, whoever leaked this picture is screwed.