Settle Down, Granny

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Pamela Anderson modeled for the Richie Rich show during Fashion Week, and I haven’t see their profit graph yet, but I bet it’s almost reached space by now. It has to be, because nothing makes me want to buy a bedazzled one piece more than a delusional middle-aged chick with Hep C. Jesus, nobody wants to see this. It’s embarrassing. Pamela Anderson used to be one of the hottest POA on earth, now she looks like something the government has under quarantine. If she wants to be in a fashion show so bad, I wish she’d just do it when she comes to life after the museum closes. I think I speak for everyone when I say that would probably be ideal.