Chris Brown is Sorry, A Dumbass

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Making his first public statement after beating Rihanna like an Iraqi prisoner, Chris Brown wants everyone to know that he’s sorry, but Jesus and his mommy still love him. Awww. People reports:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds…”

Instead of releasing this statement, his publicist just should have released some hieroglyphics or some of his favorite recipes. Because basically, they’re just words, too. Please don’t tell me this idiot is sorry. I bet you a $1,000 that Chris Brown can’t wait to beat Rihanna’s ass for going to the police. No matter what his excuse is, what he did was wrong. Plain and simple. I mean, every time I beat up a chick I have to pay extra. Why is Chris Brown so special?