Two V-Day Parties That Were More Like VD Parties

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Valentine’s Day means it’s time to throw lavish parties at Pure and Studio 54, where a whole bunch of douchebags without girlfriends will pop their collars, down martini’s and use pickup lines like “you should have my abortion.”

Heidi and Spencer Pratt-Montag hosted the shindig at Pure and Bridget Marquardt hosted at Studio 54.

Pink on women can eat it. Pink in women, I will eat, but in exchange for a blowjob.