It’s Time (For Candice Swanepoel)

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Candice Swanepoel has stooped to being in the Macy’s Valentine’s Day gift catalog, and though Macy’s catalog only displays the most tame of underwear, Candice managed to pull off hocking a department store with a style only matched by when I turn tricks outside the Denny’s.

It’s not the location, it’s the attitude.

That advice, plus the handjob will be $5. Yes, I’m aware that’s cheaper than the Grand Slam you just had. I don’t have a lot of self esteem.