Rihanna Could Barely Open Her Eyes

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This week is getting progressively worse for Chris Brown as TMZ has now confirmed that he didn’t just smack Rihanna around, he beat her so bad she may require plastic surgery. Yikes.

Cops took multiple pictures at the scene. Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna so hard with his fists, she could barely open her eyes for the photos — they were almost completely swollen shut. She had a fat lip, her mouth was swollen, her nose was badly bloodied, and she had contusions on her forehead and both sides of her face.

At this point, Rihanna should just join Al-Qaeda and get sent to Gitmo. There’s no way that could be any worse than dating Chris Brown.