Carrie Underwood, How You Doin’?
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I have no idea what Carrie Underwood won at last night’s Grammys, but I’m pretty sure she won the “Hottest Piece” award. Hands down. Say what you want about American Idol, but I would split this chick like an atom and she’s everything Jessica Simpson wishes she was. Skinny, hot, talented, and absolutely killing the country music charts. The best thing Jessica can do now is to go through some kind of wormhole to an alternate universe. For what I’m really not sure. What am I, her life coach all of a sudden?