Chris Brown Arrested, Probably Hit Rihanna

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Ok, so guess who just titled his links post with a news story we hadn’t covered yet? This…

…wait. What has two thumbs and just titled his links post…dammit.

Here’s the deal: Last night, at 7PM, seventeen-year-old Chris Brown turned himself in to authorities who were investigating him for allegedly assaulting an unidentified woman the night before. This caused him to miss his performance at the Grammys.

Rihanna, Chris’ boyfriend also missed her performance, adding to the ever-building crappiness of the Grammys that only Radiohead, a drumline and “The Rap Pack” could save. This lead to speculation that Rihanna was the assault victim, though only