Katy Perry is Only Tolerable Like This

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Katy Perry is excruciatingly annoying and I would rather be chased by a T-Rex than listen to one of her songs, but big tits make everything tolerable. It’s true. Sorry ladies. I don’t want to give anything away, but when that dude from Marketing seems really interested in what you’re saying, it’s because he wants to titty fuck you, not because he’s on the edge of his seat with excitement over the scrapbook you keep about your dog’s dreams.

Katy performing at the 51st Grammys last night: