Christina Hendricks, How You Doin’?

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I have no idea what alien technology or ancient Mayan curse is holding Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks gigantic rack inside this dress, but whoever talked her into wearing it deserves some kind of award. Jesus. Look, I like big tits as much as the next guy, but this is a little intimidating, man. If this chick ever got naked in front of me, I’d be like a retarded kid looking at an algebra problem or a offensive lineman getting called for a false start. I’d be so confused and overwhelmed, I wouldn’t even know where to go first. In my defense, there’s a lot of different scenarios when the chick in front of you could breastfeed the Cloverfield monster.