Jennifer Aniston Really Needs To Get Over It

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Marie Claire decided to do an interview with all the old chicks from He’s Just Not Into You, and you’re never going to guess what Jennifer Aniston talked about. I bet you’ll never guess!

“I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… it’s like saving love letters.”

At this point, Jennifer Aniston should just bring a cardboard display of Brad Pitt and a baby doll that she thinks she had with Brad to interviews. And during the interview, when she’s asked a question, she’ll look at the cardboard Brad and say, “I don’t know honey, what do you think?” Then Jennifer will tell the interviewer that Brad is just shy and that’s what she loves about him but right now the baby needs a bottle and oh god where did I put out baby’s bottle, Brad can you hand me the diaper bag? You see he’s so sweet he loves me and we will stay together forever and ever and I’ll just die if he leaves me have you ever eaten live bunnies? They are furry and yummy and Brad loves me so much I just want (I could go on and on, but you get the idea)