Our Christan Bale Remix Is As Good As Our Links

Major props to The Mae Shi for their “R U Professional,” which goes beyond the everyday viral Christian Bale remix. [TheMaiShi-MySpace]

Kissing Leighton Meester is the best possible thing you can do in the snow. [BadAndUgly]

Meanwhile, kissing Gossip Girl co-star Jessica Szhor is a job for Ed Westwick. [SocialiteLife]

It’s GOOP on the cover of UK’s Elle. [LaineyGossip]

Rocky Vs. The Homeless. My money is always on Sly Stallone. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Rejoice! Michael Lohan isn’t blogging anymore! [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Cheyenne Tozzi nip slip, ’nuff said. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]