Michael Phelps Is Stoned

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Michael Phelps loves to get high, finally giving me an excuse when I get caught smoking by strangers: “What? Michael Phelps does it, and that dude is an American hero!”

Phelps has acknowledged the above picture as authentic, telling AP: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”

The tabloid said the photo was from a Nov. 6 party in South Carolina, a little more than a month after Phelps wrapped up his record haul in Beijing.

And I could post nothing, or pictures of Australian actress Teresa Palmer. Hmmm, decisions….