Nick Lachey is Sarcastic

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For some reason, pointing out the fact that Jessica Simpson gargles with cookie dough has sparked an international crisis, causing D-list celebrities everywhere to speak out with feigned indignation and mock outrage. Nick Lachey is not one of these people. US Magazine reports:

Nick Lachey says he is shocked by all the hype being made over his ex-wife Jessica Simpson’s new curves…”I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she’s happy – whatever size that comes in,” he tells Extra. “I can’t believe it’s this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. “

I don’t want to read into anything here, but I think Nick Lachey just called Jessica Simpson a fat ass.

Vanessa Minnillo – Nick Lachey is still hitting this. Point, Lachey: