Pete Wentz Doesn’t Think Jessica Simpson is Fat

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Pete Wentz looks like he was made in Geppetto’s workshop, so apparently that makes him an expert on the media’s treatment of women. Us Magazine says:

“I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it’s a bummer,” the Fall Out Boy told Extra from the NFL Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash in Tampa, Florida Thursday, when asked about Simpson’s new curves. “It’s bad for young women,” Wentz added. “I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that’s a bummer.” The bassist continued: “Real beauty is on the inside, man.”

Man, I feel so bad now. You’re right, Pete. A woman’s beauty should be appreciated from the inside. Like you did, when you went on Howard Stern and told the whole world that your wife takes it up the ass. I mean, if that’s not what you’re talking about now, please let us know. Because you can see how we could be getting mixed signals.

Jessica Simpson performing in black (surprise) at John Paul Jones Arena in Virginia last night. Strrriiiiike two: