Paris Hilton Dresses Appropriately

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I could feign shock with Paris Hilton’s decision to walk through a crowd of photographers in a see through shirt, but to reiterate, it’s Paris Hilton. She kinda has to do stuff like this to get the attention she so desperately craves. She has no discernible talent and she’s almost comically unattractive, so unless scientists discover how to implant unicorn horns into human foreheads, showing everybody her tits seems like Paris’ best option at this point.