What Happens When All You Eat Is Your Girlfriend

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Lindsay Lohan has gone the full anorexic. It’s a lot like the “full retard” from Tropic Thunder. You can be a little anorexic, or a little bulimic, but if you commit to the the lifestyle 100%, you end up looking like this.

I don’t know how her and Samantha Ronson “relate” to each other. Lindsay’s hip-bones are exposed and perfectly positioned to poke out Ronson’s eyes when bed time get steamy. Maybe if Linds returned the favor and was eating something besides SamRo once a month, we wouldn’t be in this skinny situation.